My jokes and riddles!

1.What did the teacher say when it rained cats and dogs?

2.What happens if you take a one hundred foot dive into a glass of gingerale?

3.Why did the students eat their homework? 

4.Which is faster: Hot or Cold?

5.Why couldn't the teddy bear eat his dessert?

6.Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?

7.Why did the child bring his dad to school?

8.What did the ocean say to the beach?

9.Why do sharks swim in salt water?

10.What room has no walls?