My jokes and riddles!

1.What did the teacher say when it rained cats and dogs?

2.What happens if you take a one hundred foot dive into a glass of gingerale?

3.Why did the students eat their homework? 

4.Which is faster: Hot or Cold?

5.Why couldn't the teddy bear eat his dessert?

6.Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?

7.Why did the child bring his dad to school?

8.What did the ocean say to the beach?

9.Why do sharks swim in salt water?

10.What room has no walls?

In ten years...

I will be getting out of collage for studying being a docter(getting doctors degree)from MSU and having a wounderful family with three childern, wife, and a great dog(huskey) and we have two houses one in Japan and one in Michigan. Michigan would be the main house living in bloomfield hills or maybe still Livonia. Still being active in gymnastics and trying to incourage my kids to tumbler with me. hopefully owning my own gymnastics gym/tumbling center just so my kids and I can train. I will be driveing a Toyota FJ cruiser(blue). In my life I am going for being in the power tumbling olympics on the side job being a coach/fitness trainner while living with my amzing family I also would have my friends from when I was young come over and hang talking about old times and having fun while my house in Japan would be taken care by my mother which I will give 200 dollars a week for being me into this world. I will love all my family members and make sure they are all taken care off and doing well yet my life will be busy I will be happy and live a nice life(I would think)